” Trubble with my bubble and things “
We we’re just out, maybe food shopping, I don’t remember 😊, ah, must’ve been, because I suddenly found myself being dragged into ASDA’s glasses shop.
I’d previously been dragged out of the house, some weeks before, after apparently having had an appointment made for me at the local opticians and simultaneously, my bubble making one for herself. Would you call that a bifocal eye test, aaaaargh !
Anyway, back to ASDA. The lady asked if we had an appointment and I said, that I didn’t know that you had to do that, because we, (well my bubble, so that’s me as well) just wanted to look at some frames.
Because of Covid, we had to wait a short while, whist a couple (who had apparently made an appointment), finished off receiving glasses, getting them adjusted etc.
We did the usual, “do these suit me”, blah, blah and when affirmative took a photo of them, in situ, ensuring that the code number, was also captured, for future reference. My bubbles idea ⭐️.
It’s getting near to my bubble returning home and thoughts of actually going to order the glasses arrive, but whilst I know precisely where my glasses prescription is, the Bermuda Triangle applies to my bubble, after fruitless searches, with which I become involved. I’m left with the feeling that somehow, someone thinks that I have lost it.
Anyway, it’s abandoned.
I digress slightly now, but not for long.
It’s the day before my bubble leaves and the collecting of stuff to take/preparation for leaving, begins, which includes the gathering of various leads for phone, tablet and some other things, which have the same plugs and leads. And now we enter what has become named, “Plug Gate”.
Apparently, my bubble doesn’t have enough plugs (there are plenty of fecking USB leads) and I have the impression that logic is following, that I must have them, which is indeed, later said. 
On looking at what I have left, I don’t have enough plugs !
We search fruitlessly, resulting in my “loaning” my bubble, a plug. That way, I avoid being thought of as a kleptomaniac, but mark the ‘loaned’ plug, with an ‘R’, using a ‘Sharpie pen’, so that I get the fecker back sometime 😂.
I logically suggest that my bubble does likewise by marking her plugs also (which she doesn’t), to avoid a repetition of “Plug Gate”.
I didn’t realise that the Bermuda Triangle came out as far as the Humber Estuary.
Thus Endeth the Prologue to the following exchange of messages.
My bubble is visiting soon, so ……
” Trubble with my bubble and things “